Regressive icon Alan Keyes: "As I spiral deeper into the abyss of madness...why won't anyone answer my cry for help?"

If God decides...in his infinite wisdom...to manifest the sense of humor that I know he has..Alan Keyes will again run for national office. Hopefully with the full support of teabaggers across America.
Why not another run for office? He is far more intelligent than most regressives and most important...Keyes speaks the language of the deep thinking grass roots tea bagger. As insanity washes over the Republican party like a Tsunami's wave....maybe Keyes time has come!

“It’s obvious that they will stop at nothing,” Keyes told attendees of a
reception in Fort Wayne, adding, “We may wake up one day and there’s a series of
terrorist attacks, the economy is paralysed… martial law
will be declared everywhere in the United States and it won’t end until the
crisis ends.
“The minute they think they can get away with it, they will end this system
of government and that is their intention,” added Keyes, noting that everyone
acting as if the time we are in was just “business as usual” reminds him of the
attitude of politicians in the Weimar Republic when Hitler was rising to power
or eastern Europe when the Communists were taking over after the second world
war.